This week on Gossip Girl the Chuck Bass army activated it's troops! Deployment one: audit classes at Columbia. Two: nab Blair's assistant position. Three: destroy Blair's fix up for Professor Chamberlain (side note - who knew Chuck's signature scarves had manipulation powers? Very impressive). Four: threaten to out Blair's true reason for breaking up with him. Five: resurrect Jenny Humphrey. Game on, Miss Waldorf.
Speaking of games, most of this episode revolved around Juliet's attempt to take down Serena and pretty much decimate the lives of all of her friends and acquaintances.
Juliet's rapid fire text on Serena's phone was actually a proposition email to her professor? Which results in expulsion? How much reading of the school policies did Juliet have to do to know that would yield expulsion? Can we also establish why Juliet and Ben are after Serena in the first place? I have a hard time caring without knowing more.
The episode ended on my favorite jam of the week, "Like a G6." Epic.
In previews for next week, Chuck continues his take down and Jenny returns. Most importantly - a cameo from Tim Gunn! Let's place bets now, will he say "Make it work!"?
