Tomorrow: Haters Valentine's Day Party

All month long we've been talking about how to celebrate your single status on Valentine's Day. First with beautiful and hilarious cards from Posh + Prep, then with a gift guide for all the single ladies, and yesterday with fierce looks for Galentine's Day. If all of that doesn't have you in an empowered mood, I have one more option . . .

 . . . the Area Four Haters Valentine's Day Party.

Yup, you heard me. One for the haters.

If you just can't muster up that V-day spirit, Area Four in Kendall Square is welcoming you with open arms for their 4th annual bash. The festivities kick off at 5:00pm tomorrow, February 14th. No ticket required, just wear your jaded heart on your sleeve.

The Area Four team will be serving up three special dishes on a menu they are calling "Eat Your Feelings."

- Arrabbiata "Angry" Pizza: Red sauce and fresh mozzarella topped with a mixture of seriously spicy peppers and broken-yolk farm eggs.

- Jerked Chicken and Irate Rice: Chicken rubbed with blazing hot jerk spices served alongside perfectly piquant rice - it's almost painful, but it hurts so good (their words, not mine).
- Skewered Lamb Neck with Garlic Beans and Greens: Skewer your evil ex in spirit with some awesome offal paired with pungent garlic beans and greens (no worries about kissing anyone!).

The party will rage from 5:00pm - midnight. In addition to the scorned menu, Area Four will also be spinning their heartbreak playlist and setting all their TVs to play fiery films.

As the party invite says, "Don't worry if you're all alone in the world - misery loves company! And we want you to find it at Area Four. Come seethe among comrades."

And who knows, while you're busy stuffing your face, you just might meet someone.

 

Molly Galler

Welcome to Pop.Bop.Shop. My name is Molly. I’m a foodie, fashionista, pop culture addict and serious travel junkie. I’m a lifelong Bostonian obsessed with frozen confections, outdoor patios, Mindy Kaling, reality television, awards shows, tropical vacations, snail mail and my birthday.

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