Last night's episode of "Gossip Girl" opened with Nate in bed with a toddler. The first bomb of the night comes when we discover that Nate's new love interest, Sage, is actually Stephen's 17 year old daughter.
Speaking of Stephen, he and Serena also wake up in bed together and I am pretty sure they are sleeping against my white leather headboard from West Elm.
Most of tonight's episode revolved around Blair preparing to show her first fashion collection to Women's Wear Daily. Turns out, the reporter assigned to the story is Nelly Yuki! I am loving that in this final season they are bringing back all the old characters!
This hour Chuck continues to try and figure out what Bart was hiding in Dubai. Onto his plan, Bart reacts and pays off Amira, leaving Chuck with nothing. Bart even fakes a text from Blair's phone to get Chuck out of the house. Crafty, Papa Bass.
A few observations from this episode:
1) What is going on with Dan's hair? Seriously. Explain yourself.
2) Can we all agree that already, only two episodes in, the dresses this season are insane? I want everything Serena has worn.
3) Nate quoted Patti Stenger. He even said "picker."
In previews for next week, Serena tries to make nice with Sage by casting her in Blair's fashion show. Apparently Sage decides to strip down embarrassing herself, Blair and Serena.
