Last night's episode of "90210" picked up right where we left off last week. Naomi and Max are trying to enjoy wedded bliss, but Max's business partner keeps foiling their plans. Can we talk about Naomi's skimpy black bathing suit in the opening scene? Ick.
This hour Teddy and Silver move forward with their plan to have a child together. Silver gifts Teddy gay porn at the fertility clinic. Is that supposed to be a touching moment? Later on in the episode Silver tries to put the moves on Teddy and he flat our rejects her, as do Liam and Navid later on in the episode. Three strikes and you're out, girl!
Speaking of out, Dixon is out and about. He has left the hospital and seems to be in pretty good shape. A dramatic improvement for his state last week. Annie casually mentions that Aunt Becky has already flown back to France! Priorities, mother bird!
At physical therapy Dixon is working out beside a guy named Riley. Can we all agree that Annie and Riley are going to hook up? Remember when Kelly hooked up with the Walsh cousin who was in a wheelchair on the original 90210? That is so happening here.
Dixon only has eyes for Adriana but Adriana is being actively pursued by Taylor the club promoter. At Naomi and Max's wedding celebration Taylor kisses Adriana and she returns the gesture with a slap across the face. I'm not quite sure where this story line is going, but I'll admit it, I'm intrigued.
Lastly, Vanessa shows her hand and lets Liam know she has him on video tape letting the bar be engulfed by flames. In exchange for keeping quiet, Vanessa wants a relationship. She goes so far as to rent them a beach house in Malibu and tell people at Naomi and Max's party that they are engaged. Liam responds to that announcement by saying, "I would rather go to jail for the rest of my life than marry you." Nice.
In the final scene of the episode Liam flips Vanessa over the beach house balcony and she lands in a heap on the sand. Liam goes inside to call 911 and when he comes back out, Vanessa is gone. There are two choices here: she floated out to sea or she got up and ran away. I am voting for ran away and has some sick master plan.
In previews for next week Silver decides to do everything on her bucket list before having a baby which apparently includes trapeze lessons and strippers.
