Welcome back, Upper East Siders! How delicious was tonight's season premiere? Let's begin with the love of my life, Chuck Bass. He rides up on a motorcycle, takes off his helmet, reveals his sexy hair and then walks onto a yacht. Swoon! Chuck's new "yes" attitude is beyond sexy.
Speaking of sexy, Nate manages to bed a cougar. Too bad she seems to be chasing him for another reason. Any guesses as to why she's really interested in him?
Serena annoyed me less in this episode than she normally does. Her affection for Chuck and Nate made her surprisingly endearing.
Onto Blair and Louis. I won't be happy until Chuck and Blair are reunited and not even the Prince of Monaco can change my mind. Do you think Blair is pregnant as the seamstress suggested? Is the baby Chuck's? Is Dorota pregnant or is she just covering for Blair?
I must admit I love the idea of Dan's book getting published. Clearly he is panicked, but I think it would be an unexpected twist if Dan came forward and then became a member of the literary upper echelon, finally shedding his Brooklyn, second class citizenship.
The best line of the night was when Rufus said to Dan, "Lily has decorated and redecorated the house so many times it looks exactly the same again. I keep telling Andy Cohen he needs to shoot her in a new show - the Real Housewives of House Arrest." Nice one, Rufus! Also, Andy Cohen, you've now been used as a pop culture reference on Gossip Girl, you can die happy.
What was your favorite moment in tonight's premiere?
*All images courtesy of the CW.
