This week on BRAVO's NYC Prep, the cast continued their tradition of upping the level of ridiculousness with each passing week. In this installment, we get a tiny window into the souls of these seemingly conscience-less teenagers.
For example, it is revealed that Kelli has other passions aside for playing second fiddle to Taylor and pretending her parents leaving her alone in the city doesn't bother her. In fact, she dreams of recording a demo and becoming a famous singer. Yes, I too went through this phase. The difference? Kelli decides to interview vocal coaches.
In a hilarious segment, Kelli interviews one weirdo after another, before finally settling on a blond, strict, "mother hen" type of coach. We actually get to hear Kelli sing, and shock of shocks, the girl's got pipes! I must say, I was impressed. Kelli's vocal coach thinks the next steps are for her to record a demo, get a stylist, and make her stage name KELLI! (yes, that's Kelli, with an exclamation point). Something about that feels very "Just Jack" to me.
This week we also discover that in addition to gymnastics, walking around the city aimlessly with Sebastian, and going on dates with Cole, Taylor also takes 309750375123381 dance classes at a studio called Steps. Apparently its her dream to dance in college and then become a superstar. Um. Two things. One, this is her third ambition so far this season, behind philosopher (which she told Sebastian on their first date) and elephant trainer (which she told PC at Camille's dinner party). Could you please make up your mind? And two, we all dream of becoming pop sensations, but she actually looked into the camera like she meant it. Good luck, honey.
Over at Casa de Make Out Slut, Sebastian has bounced back from his Taylor rejection by going out on a date with a senior (he is a sophomore). He planned to impress her (as he does with all the ladies) with his perfectly coiffed hair and his fluent French. Too bad Angel speaks French too! HA! Sebastian reveals he usually relies on his French to wow his lady friends. Plan B, Seb?
In the second half of the episode, Camille reveals her true colors when she is meeting with Jessie about Operation Smile, and she simply cannot help herself but to state that Jessie's school is easier than hers. Oh boy. Jessie, who was actually being nice for a change, immediately bared her fangs and ripped into Camille.
This week we also meet the best kept secret - Jessie's fabulous mother! Ultra supportive, while also being sensible, Jessie's mom helps her prep for the job hunt. Jessie goes on her first interview for a position at Charlotte Ronson (no big deal) and totally chokes. The girl can't articulate a single thought. But, at least the interviewer noticed she was wearing a Charlotte Ronson dress. Brownie points, J.
The final secret revealed, which we sort of already knew, is that PC is most definitely, 100% interested in men, sexually. He is working as an assistant on a Social Life Magazine shoot and he not only gets the phone number of the male stylist on the shoot, he kisses his hand when they say goodbye!
And oh yeah, he also happens to pose with his shirt off, with the photographer, in a homo-erotic shot, at the editor in chief's request. Recognize the editor, Devorah? You should, she is cross pollinating between BRAVO shows. She was also on the Real Housewives of New York City. She put Bethenny on the cover of the same magazine.
In previews for next week, we see Jessie and PC get in a fight over Kat taking PC's front row seat at Fashion Week, and Sebastian tries to woo Kelli now that Taylor is out of the picture. KELLI! refuses to be anyone's consolation prize. You go, girl!
Can't get enough NYC Prep? Read the hilarious (but slightly long) recap on Gawker.com.
